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Saturday, July 15, 2006

More Cats That Look Like Hitler

Latest Kitlers

More Cats that look like Hitler

Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "Sieg Miaow"? If so, this is the website for you.

What is a Kitler?
Most cats possess that typically feline facial expression that implies a secret longing for world domination. All cats want to rule the world, that's part of the nature of the species, but to be a genuine Kitler there has to be some other similarity with the notorious German dictator. We're looking for that tiny, unfashionable moustache. Or does it even has the flock-of-seagulls hairdo? An evil glint in its eye? was the brainchild of Koos Plegt. Despite starting from humble beginnings, he overcame the terrible handicap of being born with a lettuce for a head to become the undisputed Dutch authority on quantum physics and multiverse theory. Second only to Stephen Hawking, Koos is currently working on an equation that, if successful, will instantly bring about global peace and harmony while at the same time generating free beer for the entire population of the world.

Aren't you guys glorifying Hitler's memory?
Let's get this straight. Hitler was an arsehole. Hitler was a disgusting, pus-ridden lump of excrement from the devil's own anus. Before we go any further, let's just reiterate that. As such, we think it is entirely appropriate to reduce him to an object of ridicule by comparing his physical appearance with a collection of fluffy, cute moggies.


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