Eclectic Research & Informed Opinion about.. Atheism, Cats, Chess, Economics, Finance, Futures, History, Humor, Nostalgia, Philosophy, Politics, Psychiatry, Science, 70's Disco, Sociology, Stock & Option Trading, Tennis....

Friday, August 25, 2006

Human Evolution Gene Discovered

Friday, August 25, 2006

Human Evolution Gene Discovered

Scientists have discovered the gene that causes human brains to evolve beyond those of chimps. What do you think?

Young Woman

Gina Helms,
Mailing Services Provider
"I heard that, coincidentally, it's also the same gene that diminishes interest in bananas to a reasonable level."

Young Man

Harry Benson,
Systems Analyst
"Excuse me, but I think you mean: 'God allowed scientists to discover the gene that God made specifically for humans and not chimps.''"

Black Man

Lloyd Farber,
Costume Designer
"Ah, I always suspected that we humans had a slight edge."

Curtesy of The Onion http://www.theonion.com/content/node/
52074?utm_source=daily&utm_medium=RSS

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home