President Bush's Shortened Vacation

-->President Bush Laments Devastating Economic Repercussions of His Shortened Vacation on Regular Folk of Crawford, Texas:







"Now, I realize that you were all looking forward to the month-long financial boom that occurs whenever I grace you sweaty yokels with my presence. My visits are pretty much the economic foundation of this pisspot rathole town, which I can only assume used to scrape by on bartering shiny pebbles and tumbleweeds..."

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